tyleroakley:

idk & idc

homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

suck-my-deku-nuts:

i can’t believe this 

suck-my-deku-nuts:

i can’t believe this 

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

(Source: foie)

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch