unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

(Source: annabella20)

jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne Cox corrects Gayle King on CBS

Gayle King is such an ass that’s so rude she really said “blah blah blah”??

pinesollux:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

(Source: square-enix)

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched